Finally after months of having Arinah pestering me to make one I would like to present to you my blog: Am I Right. Really, I did this out of boredom..I don't know why people like blogging details of their life on a computer generated diary. Neither do I understand why some people +yp3 L1k3 +h1$ ^^. Now after SPM I have been browsing through random blogs to see how does one manage a blog..I came across some good ones, Eg. Kenny Sia and some bad ones, Eg. Kenny Lim and I've found out that most bloggers can be classified into 3 categories.1. The Oh My God I hate that person so much and every syllable she utters and everything she does is an unforgivable insult to me so I am writing on this blog to express my feelings of hate to the public category.
This is how their blogs will sound like:
I mean I HATE MAY ZHEE. I hate her so much! hate hate hate!!!!
I knew she just loved me for my money. *sob...loved me...she loved me before...AHEM* She knew my father owned the biggest roti factory in Malaysia so she thought that by being with me, I will buy her lots and lots of stuff! She is WRONG!
I only bought her a Lamborghini, swimming pool, torch light, hippotamus, a piece of area on the moon, Cartier jewellery, around 10 LV bags and that's all.
Oh yeah, still got that time Christmas...and Valentine's....and Deepavali...
Never mind. As long as I don't exceed the million dollar mark, it's little. But what did she do?? SHE DUMPED ME. And this is her stupid excuse:
'I can't be with you because you have an ugly name. WHY DID SHE DO THAT TO ME????????? Oh no my brother is coming again.
I know she didn't leave me because of my name, which is beautiful by the way, it's because of that STUPID PRAWN FACTORY OWNER'S SON! He must have courted her!! Stupid prawn son. My bread is so much better than your chao prawn.
See for yourself: I Hate May Zhee
2. The Oh God I love her so much and I can't go on for another agonizing hour if I can't see her. She is the very air I breathe and I miss her so much so I am typing emo stuff on this blog highlighting her name every chance i get hoping that she would come across it and realize she loves me to while cleverly not revealing my name because I am such a coward category
This is how their blogs will sound like:
Entry 1:
I've been living that routine lifestyle for about 2-3 weeks, the reason is cause I stopped SMSing Kay Lee and I blocked her on MSN. I'm not sure why I did it but I find myself missing her even more and feeling awfully empty. And I'm just finding the right time to unblock her and SMS her again.
Entry 2:
When I'm dead and gone, you'll find out the secret, crazy things I've done. It's another Saturday, tonight I'll see Kay Lee and she won't see me, I won't even see her, it'll be me catching a glimpse of her. And then it's back to another hectic week.
Entry 3:
Sometimes I look in the mirror and see a stranger, sometimes I look at her picture and see another stranger. As I slowly start to lose sense of who I am, my life is no longer my own.
See for yourself: The Trials and Tribulations of Being Irrecoverably Jaded
3. The plain weird category
This is how their blogs will sound like:
. . . stream flow pour discharge unload
lighten relieve ease release free
redeem compensate atone pay clear
rid lose sacrifice consecrate devote
dedicate surrender relinquish abandon
forsake leave go proceed advance
further generate create compose
constitute enact establish set place
know fathom sound seem appear emerge
originate introduce enter penetrate invade
trespass transgress violate breach open
reveal uncover expose show display
manifest embody represent interpret explain
clarify illuminate enlighten inform fire provoke
incite instigate activate awaken stir
arouse alert excite energize vitalize
animate encourage embolden impel move
affect inspire stimulate dynamize enliven
quicken vivify refresh renew restore
revive resurrect raise grow breed father
procreate bear mother hatch contrive plot devise
plan design invent imagine think conceive
understand apprehend grasp perceive see
behold discern divine foresee anticipate expect
hope await abide stay arrest interrupt defer
delay detain hold keep obey comply conform
adapt accommodate harmonize agree acknowledge
avow assert affirm certify attest confirm prove
testify demonstrate verify determine settle fix
stabilize balance compensate offset counteract
neutralize cancel annul erase delete eliminate
exclude bar limit confine constrain force compel
inflict impose give present confer provide
offer extend advance . . .
See for yourself: triggerdreams
Something tells me I'll be making a lot of enemies with this blog.
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